Here are the rules:
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a page
3. Pick out 2 lines that are SPOILER FREE
4. Name the title, author, etc.
I'm a big rule breaker today!
"Tom came quickly, but just before I could give Coalhouse my hand, his right eye slipped out. His left eye widened in panic and he ducked down to collect it as Tom screamed, 'You've got to be kidding me!'" location 601-605/8659*
"'Mom, you know the rules,' Issy said, his nose wrinkling. 'No meat.'
"'Well, I honestly think those are more like guidelines, dear.'" location 1293-1296/8659*
EDIT: This one (Teaser 2) reminded me of the first Pirates movie!
"I'd found it in the bottom of my valise, one of the first things he threw in. Underwear and books--the fellow had his priorities straight." 6420-6423/8659*
*These teasers come from my e-ARC and therefore they and their locations are not final
TITLE: Dearly, Beloved
AUTHOR: Lia Habel
PUBLISHER: Del Rey
GENRE: Paranormal Steampunk YA
RELEASE DATE: September 25, 2012