Jun 19, 2012

Teaser Tuesday

Here are the rules:
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a page
3. Pick out 2 lines that are SPOILER FREE
4. Name the title, author, etc.
 
 
I'm a big rule breaker today!
 
 
 
TEASER 1:
"Tom came quickly, but just before I could give Coalhouse my hand, his right eye slipped out. His left eye widened in panic and he ducked down to collect it as Tom screamed, 'You've got to be kidding me!'" location 601-605/8659*

TEASER 2:
"'Mom, you know the rules,' Issy said, his nose wrinkling. 'No meat.'

"'Well, I honestly think those are more like guidelines, dear.'" location 1293-1296/8659*

EDIT: This one (Teaser 2) reminded me of the first Pirates movie!
 
 
 
TEASER THREE:
"I'd found it in the bottom of my valise, one of the first things he threw in. Underwear and books--the fellow had his priorities straight." 6420-6423/8659*


*These teasers come from my e-ARC and therefore they and their locations are not final
AUTHOR: Lia Habel
PUBLISHER: Del Rey
GENRE: Paranormal Steampunk YA
RELEASE DATE: September 25, 2012

 

20 comments:

  1. Great teasers. I can't wait to get to this one even though I am not a fan of zombies. My teaser is from Fairest of All by Sarah Mylnowski. Happy reading!

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  2. Very descriptive snippets...now I know more than I wanted to about this creatures...lol

    Here's MY TUESDAY MEMES POST

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  3. Intriguing teasers - I have to remember to pick up Dearly Beloved when it comes out! Here's my teaser (my first ever!) and I'm a new follower as well. :)

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  4. Ha really great teaser, yes books are a priority lol. Here's my teaser

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  5. Nice teaser! I’ll have to check this one out – thank you for sharing! :)

    Here’s mine:
    http://amylunderman.blogspot.com/2012/06/teaser-tuesdays-spark-elemental-2-by.html

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  6. Hehe... I'd have to say I agree that underwear and books are definitely priorities. :)

    Lisa @ Lost in Literature
    My Teaser

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  7. Haha, fun (and gross)! I am about to start Dearly Departed ~ can't wait ~ they look like great reads!

    ~Ali
    My Tease

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  8. Love the third teaser! Books should always be high priority haha. Great teasers!

    My TT

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  9. I really enjoyed this book, hope you do too :)

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  10. Well, that sounds like fun! I have priorities just like those. LOL

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  11. Great Teaser this week Jessica! I'm dying to read this book!
    Thanks for stopping by My TT!
    Happy Tuesday!

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  12. Sounds like this is an amusing book. Thanks for the teasers! And I agree with you on #2, reminds me of PotC as well.

    I hope you'll stop by and check out my teaser!

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  13. Thanks for stopping by my site. I really like your teaser for this week.

    The Scarf Princess

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  14. i am super excited to read this book. great teasers!

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  15. Only because I've read Dearly, Departed and remember Coalhouse is this funny! I can't wait to read this book! Great Teaser!

    Thanks for stopping by Better Read Than Dead earlier!

    ~Kristin

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  16. Great teasers, they make me very curious about the book. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

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  17. His eye fell out? That's interesting to say the least! Thank you for stopping by!
    Juli @ Universe in Words

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  18. GAH! I have been requesting this book like crazy and have yet to get it yet- Dearly, Departed has been one of my most favourite reads of this year! <3 Bram

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