Teaser Tuesday

Here are the rules:
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a page
3. Pick out 2 lines that are SPOILER FREE
4. Name the title, author, etc.
"One of them cursed at me in old Norse--he called me the dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat,  and I privately gave him props, so few people take the trouble to curse creatively anymore--then they came after me. I turned and ran for the front of the store, back the way I'd come." p 161

TITLE: Trapped
AUTHOR: Kevin Hearne

GENRE: Urban Fantasy
RELEASE DATE: November 27, 2012


  1. Haha!! You had me laughing out loud! 'dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat' will have to remember that one!! lol

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    Naomi @ Nomi’s Paranormal Palace

  2. LOVE your tease this week! So funny :D If the dialogue in the series is similar, I bet it's a very enjoyable read. Thank you for visiting my TT. Old follower Jaclyn @ JC's Book Haven.

  3. Lol. Great teaser! I'm certainly going to check this book out. Thanks for visiting me :0)

    Linsey @ mybooksnthings.com

  4. What a (lol) great teaser! :) I really like the cover, too!

    I'm a new follower and here's my TT!

  5. lol thats great. So true not to many people are creative anymore like that. Here is my TT http://newpaperadventures.blogspot.com/2013/06/teaser-tuesday-june-4-2013.html

  6. LOL that is a fabulously funny teaser. will be looking into this one.

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  7. I liked the sound of this one. I really need to start reading this series. Come see my teasers for Mortal Fire by Elizabeth Knox and Aberration by Lisa Regan. Happy reading!

  8. Oh, I love that cover and nice teaser too!

    Thank you for sharing and thank you for stopping by my Teaser Tuesday post earlier.

    Happy reading! :D

    Sarika @ The Readdicts

  9. Bahhhhahaha!! I love that!!! And it's so true... not many people take the time to "curse creatively anymore". :D

  10. LOL!! Love it! I definitely need to start this series, sounds amazing! :)
    Great teaser!

  11. Cool teaser, sounds really good. Here is my TT

  12. Awesome teaser! I really need to get started on this series. I've got two teasers this week, you can find them here.
    Tasha @ A Trillian Book

  13. I'm not sure what a 'dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat' is, but that sure is a great tease. I like the cover too!

    Marilyn @ Marilyn's Mystery Blog

  14. LOL...interesting :P
    Thanks for stopping by my blog!
    Beth @ Free Spirit Books

  15. Your teasers are always so much fun. I always want to pick up the books, and then I look at my piles of books that have outgrown my shelves, and are now stacked on the floor that need to be read, and it makes me sad. Thanks for visiting my TT.

    LisaILJ @ I’ll Tumble for YA

  16. I'd turn and run also! Very nice Tease you found.

    Thanks for hopping in to my Teaser Tuesday! Y'all come back now, ya hear.

  17. I soooooo need to get to these books! EEp! thank you! And thank you for visiting my teaser. :)

  18. Norse...sounds interesting. Thanks for sharing!


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