Here are the rules:
1. Grab your current read
2. Open to a page
3. Pick out 2 lines that are SPOILER FREE
4. Name the title, author, etc.
"One of them cursed at me in old Norse--he called me the dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat, and I privately gave him props, so few people take the trouble to curse creatively anymore--then they came after me. I turned and ran for the front of the store, back the way I'd come." p 161
TITLE: Trapped
AUTHOR: Kevin Hearne
PUBLISHER: Del Rey
GENRE: Urban Fantasy
RELEASE DATE: November 27, 2012
Haha!! You had me laughing out loud! 'dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat' will have to remember that one!! lol
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Naomi @ Nomi’s Paranormal Palace
LOVE your tease this week! So funny :D If the dialogue in the series is similar, I bet it's a very enjoyable read. Thank you for visiting my TT. Old follower Jaclyn @ JC's Book Haven.
ReplyDeleteLol. Great teaser! I'm certainly going to check this book out. Thanks for visiting me :0)
ReplyDeleteLinsey @ mybooksnthings.com
What a (lol) great teaser! :) I really like the cover, too!
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lol thats great. So true not to many people are creative anymore like that. Here is my TT http://newpaperadventures.blogspot.com/2013/06/teaser-tuesday-june-4-2013.html
ReplyDeleteLOL that is a fabulously funny teaser. will be looking into this one.
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LOL awesome teaser! :)
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I liked the sound of this one. I really need to start reading this series. Come see my teasers for Mortal Fire by Elizabeth Knox and Aberration by Lisa Regan. Happy reading!
ReplyDeleteOh, I love that cover and nice teaser too!
ReplyDeleteThank you for sharing and thank you for stopping by my Teaser Tuesday post earlier.
Happy reading! :D
Sarika @ The Readdicts
Bahhhhahaha!! I love that!!! And it's so true... not many people take the time to "curse creatively anymore". :D
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Love it! I definitely need to start this series, sounds amazing! :)
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Cool teaser, sounds really good. Here is my TT
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Awesome teaser! I really need to get started on this series. I've got two teasers this week, you can find them here.
ReplyDeleteTasha @ A Trillian Book
I'm not sure what a 'dwark-dicked spawn of Hel's half-dead twat' is, but that sure is a great tease. I like the cover too!
ReplyDeleteMarilyn @ Marilyn's Mystery Blog
LOL...interesting :P
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Beth @ Free Spirit Books
Your teasers are always so much fun. I always want to pick up the books, and then I look at my piles of books that have outgrown my shelves, and are now stacked on the floor that need to be read, and it makes me sad. Thanks for visiting my TT.
ReplyDeleteLisaILJ @ I’ll Tumble for YA
I'd turn and run also! Very nice Tease you found.
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I soooooo need to get to these books! EEp! thank you! And thank you for visiting my teaser. :)
ReplyDeleteNorse...sounds interesting. Thanks for sharing!
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